Whos jokes
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
Memes
Who am I?
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
My friend: To get to the other side?
Me: No, to get to the idiot's house.
My friend: Oh.
Me: Knock knock.
My friend: Who's there?
Me: The chicken.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Draggin’.
Draggin’ who?
Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."