Whos jokes
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay man's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kamikaze!
Kamikaze wh—
おいおい、お前を殺して、その塔ごと地面に叩き込んでやるぞ! いいな?
"Knock knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Depression"
"Depression wh-"
ME!! *runs away*
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"
Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "Moo!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.
Q. If a pedophile, necrophile, and a guy who is into incest are all sitting in a car, who's driving?
A. A police officer.
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
Who’s stronger in a relationship, a man or a woman? A woman, because it takes six men to carry him to his grave; it only takes one woman to put him there.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."
She said, "Who's there?"
I said, "I Eat eat my mop."
She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."
Who's Joe?
Joe rapes.
Who's climbing the tree?..... Not Sarah.
Who is in hospital?.... Sarah.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.