What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?.
Motherfuckers.
Knock knock! who's there? baby! baby who? do u want to eat this baby that i have prepared? no thanks i already ate.
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
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Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
nock nock, whos ther, not your parents
Do u want to know my modo when I’m bored?
Punch and orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle? Weedle Knievell.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floor board don't worry he was just going through a stage
I pushed an orphan and they said I’m telling I asked to who your parents?
i told siri my dog and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up and i said okay.she asked me knock knock and i said who is there and she said not your dog
Who is Osama Binladen’s secret cousin? Barrack Obama or Barrack Osama BinLaden
Who is the worlds fastest reader. The twin towers, the blew 86 stories I'm 5 seconds.
knock knock whos there Jesus Jesus who Jesus christ open the door
Knock, Knock Who's there? Broken Pencil. Broken Pencil who? Agh. Never Mind. Its pointless.
Knock Knock-Who's There-Not You'r Dad
i went to an emo kid who just got a hair cut and instead of saying, like your cut g" and i slapped his arm and said i like your cuts g
Gen z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show? who are you wearing?
