Whos jokes
Who am I?
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
My friend: To get to the other side?
Me: No, to get to the idiot's house.
My friend: Oh.
Me: Knock knock.
My friend: Who's there?
Me: The chicken.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Draggin’.
Draggin’ who?
Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.