Whos jokes

What do you call a hillbilly girl who's faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin.

If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survives?

Americans...

Did you hear about the four foot tall psychic who escaped prison?

He's a small medium at large.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting Cow.

Interrupting Co- MOO!

A man who drinks a lot is told by his wife that if he ever gets drunk again she will leave him.

Later, the man goes to a pub and drinks a lot and throws up all down his jacket. 'Oh no,' he says to his friend, 'if I go home like this again, my wife will leave me.' 'Don't worry,' his friend says. 'Put a £20 note in your jacket pocket. When your wife challenges you, produce the money and say another man threw up on you and gave you the £20 note for the dry cleaning.' 'Brilliant!' the man says and goes home. He walks through his front door and his wife sees him. She is furious. 'No no,' the man says, producing the money from his inside pocket. 'A man threw up on me and gave me £20 for the dry cleaning.' 'What's the other £20 note for?' asks his wife. 'Ah, that's from the man who shat in my pants.....'

I went for a job interview today, and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible!"

A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"

You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not your dad.

What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?

A very good person.

Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?

I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.

What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?

C sharp minor.

Who is the world's fastest reader?

The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.

What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?

Adolf Fit-ler.

Who is older than the Twin Towers?

Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.

There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?

He's Dahmer's son @domink.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Jesus.

Jesus who?

Jesus Christ, open the door!

I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"

Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Joe: Why?

Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.

Jimmy: Knock knock.

Joe: Who’s there?

Jimmy: It’s the chicken.