Whos jokes
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kamikaze!
Kamikaze wh—
おいおい、お前を殺して、その塔ごと地面に叩き込んでやるぞ! いいな?
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the church.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The Priest... Let's go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.
Who's climbing the tree?..... Not Sarah.
Who is in hospital?.... Sarah.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
Friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Your life.
Me: Ahhh, I wish!
*jumps off building*
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally!
"Knock knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Depression"
"Depression wh-"
ME!! *runs away*
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: I don't know anymore.