Whos jokes
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Who's Joe?
Joe rapes.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell ya.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "Moo!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
No one who?
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
A woman.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Presto.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the gay kid's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
The idiot chicken who just crossed the road!!!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- The doorbell repairer.