Whos jokes
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there?
Not Susie.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Who's Joe?
Joe rapes.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "Moo!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell ya.
Q. If a pedophile, necrophile, and a guy who is into incest are all sitting in a car, who's driving?
A. A police officer.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Presto.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
No one who?
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
A woman.
There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!