Whos jokes
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there?
Not Susie.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Who's Joe?
Joe rapes.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "Moo!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell ya.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
Who's Lil John?
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the knucklehead's house...
Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
The idiot chicken who just crossed the road!!!
My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the gay kid's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!