Whos jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Who's Joe?
Joe rapes.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell ya.
who's getting the best head
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "Moo!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Presto.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
Who's Lil John?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce in.
Lettuce in who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!