My bf: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
My bf: Ice cream.
Me: Ice cream who?
My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!
Whos Jokes
How can you tell that a woman cannot fit through a vent because she got pregnant from a baby elephant? Ain't no telling who's in better shape, the elephant or the woman. I guess it's probably Weight Watchers.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awww, don't cry!
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
Question: Do you know who Candis is?
Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.
Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Silly cows go moo!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dad!
Dad who?
Silence.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of school early!
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
Who thinks that dogs bark to munch?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
