Whos jokes
A: Who can tell me a joke?
B: Life.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
My boyfriend dumped me. Guess who came back crawling for his zimmer frame?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
Memes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did.
I did who?
You did a poo.
Who is king of the pencils?
The ruler!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
Are you adopted?
No.
I mean, who would want you?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Johnny.
Johnny who?
Johnny want yo' mommy.
I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"
She said, "Yes."
"Knock knock."
I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"
So um uh I like people who like people who like people.