Whos Jokes

What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?

MC Bass-Drop.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?

Snoop Star.

What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?

"UNBLINGABLE"

Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

this guy randomly messaged me, but i legit have no idea who tf he is lmao

Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.

My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”

That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].

What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?

A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!

Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?"

The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom.

Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket in the toilet."