Whos jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Sizzle.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES.
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].
What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?
A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.
Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!