Whos jokes

There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.

Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!

What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?

Snoop Star.

Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.

My sister's boyfriend was coming around for Christmas Day. He had the option of two birds to tuck into: Turkey or Goose.

I said, "Are you not satisfied with my sister, who is literally handing herself on a plate to you?!"

A man wakes up and asks his wife, “Are you okay? You were cursing me all night in your sleep.” The wife replies, “Who says I was sleeping?”

What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?

MC Bass-Drop.

What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?

Captain Rhyme.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?

Chef Rhymes.

What do you call a rapper who's always late?

Time Rhyme.

What do you call a rapper who took a dump?

Lil' Crappie.

What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?

A LYRICAL WIZARD

What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?

A rapscallion without the rap.

What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?

Fly Guy

What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?

A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!

What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?

NAP-TAIN

What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?

BLAZE RHYMES.

What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?

Lil Drip.