I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who’s going to homeschool them?
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
Knock knock
who's there
orange
orange who
orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before.
You know who else has dementia?
Comments for answer.
Who wants to buy my new NFT?
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
What is a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
There’s a woman cutting onions who is her husband walks in and starts crying onions was a good dog
