who ever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die
True Story
A CO was receiving inmates as they're being recalled from their assigned jobs to prepare for count. An inmate that had passed the officer returned bleeding through his trousers from his crotch. The inmate had an argument with his lover who had told him that he wasn't enough woman for him. As the inmate was bleeding he was crying out. "He doesn't love me anymore!!" The officer called for medical assistance and went into the assigned cell. He found the severed penis. He fished it out of the toilet and placed it in a plastic bag with ice. He claimed that the medical staff at the hospital could reattach it. He took a ribbing from his fellow officers, because ,most would've flushed it. I retired and months later saw a fellow officer at the store. As we caught up, I mentioned that the last incident I responded to was 'the severed penis' the officer tells me that the inmate severed his penis again after it was reattached and flushed it himself.
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always see amongus and say "stupid"
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair. The man who controls the chair asks for any last words. The prisoner reply’s with: “Can you hold my hand?”
Who would win in a race? Stephen hawking or a turtle. The turtle cause it can walk.
Who are the fastest readers 911, they went through 110 story’s in 8 seconds
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.
Nock nock who's there ligma ligma who ligmaballse
Who is Osama Binladen’s secret cousin? Barrack Obama or Barrack Osama BinLaden
Technoblade: makes jokes about orphans while in hospital
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road. Roadkill.
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who’s going to homeschool them?
Bro I’m so pissed there is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps I hate that guy in the weelchair
Knock knock
who's there
orange
orange who
orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before.
You know who else has dementia?.. Comments for answer
Who wants to buy my new NFT
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain."
What's a reversed exorcism ? It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body
