There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
Whos Jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
Once, there was a woman who had a husband and a dog. The husband dies.
The dog would always sleep under the bed, and when the woman would go to sleep, she'd put her hand down, and the dog would lick it to say she/he was alright. One night, it was thunderstorming. She put her hand down and the dog licked normally. She heard the dog whimper, so she put her hand down like normal, as the dog always does, he/she licks her hand.
Then she heard dripping coming from the bathroom, so she went to go stop the leaking that might be coming from the tap, but the tap wasn't on, nor was it dripping. She turns on the light and looks up at the roof to see if the roof was leaking but turns out her dog was hung by its head above the bathtub.
On the mirror it said, "Humans can lick too," in the dog's blood.
This is a true story, don't be afraid to look it up!
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
Who likes dick? Answer me!
Who sucked on my cock?
Answer: You.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
Who has no home?
Orphans.
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?
He won the "no bell" prize.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
