Whos jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the bitch’s house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What do you call a kid who's been kidnapped? Well, her name's Sally, so I guess... Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.
Sally fell off the swing. How did she fall off?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Susie.
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again? Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
Cock cock, who's there? Nobody.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the knucklehead's house...
Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
Knock knock! Who's there? Deja. Deja who? Knock knock!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Duh!"
Knock knock. Who's there? Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
Knock knock. Who's there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you, that is who.
Knock knock. Who's there? Apaches. Apaches who? Apaches on your eye.
Knock knock. Who's there? Por que. Por que who? "That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
Knock knock. Who's there? Abajo. Abajo who? I have abajo of water with me.
What do you call a hillbilly girl who's faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.