Whos jokes
I heard there was a kidnapping.
Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.
It was his father's friend who was a priest.
He was just bringing him to church.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
I had a friend who was a dwarf. He committed suicide. He jumped off a curb.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!"
(First Person): Knock knock, who's there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, knock knock, who's there, time to make a move, slayin' all then demons and we gotta move in too.
(Second Person): Knock knock, (1st p): who's there, let me talk to you, be careful where you steppin' out cause you ain't bullet proof, knock knock, who's there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didn't come to hoop.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.