Whos jokes
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind.
Knock knock Who’s there? Not Sally.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did app.
I did app who?
You did a poo.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"The FBI."
"The FBI who?"
"Are you dumb? It's the f#cking FBI, now open up!"
Random guy: Do you know Dee?
Other dude: Who’s Dee?
Random guy: Dee Snuts!
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your Boyfriend.
Your Boyfriend who?
Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Impatient feminist.
Friend: Impati--
Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I hate you.
I hate you who?
You hate me?? Rude!
Who's Joe?
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not your dad?"
I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"
"Cargo." "Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"
Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!
Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Why did little Susie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms or legs.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Susie.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!