Whos jokes
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
I need to Goliath down and sleep!
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
"I work with animals," a guy says to his date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he replies.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
An emo girl and a squirrel both fall out of a tree. Who hits the ground first? The squirrel. The rope stops the emo girl.
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?
Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nonye.
Nonye who?
Nonye buisness.