Whos

Whos jokes

Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?

Why'd the chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.

(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”

A: The chicken.

5 knock knock jokes from best to corny.

1. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help getting in the door.

2. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, let me in!

3. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey isn't working, can you let me in?

4. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me, that's who!

5. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mustache." "Mustache who?" "I mustache you a question, but I'm shaving it for later."

Who’s more excited than a kid on his birthday?

Jimmy Savile in a primary school playground.

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    My bf: Knock knock.

    Me: Who's there?

    My bf: Ice cream.

    Me: Ice cream who?

    My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!

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    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Banana.

    Banana who?

    Orange.

    Orange who?

    Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Police.

    Police who?

    Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!

    Knock! Knock!

    Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”