Whos there jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not your.
Not your who?
Not your mama!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Crippling depression.
Crippling depression who--?
Me.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dad!
Dad who?
Silence.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jerk.
Jerk who?
This website who!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of school early!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your dad.
But my dad's dead.
I know, just reminding you!
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
*Knock Knock* Who's there? Social Services...
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?