Whos there jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rape
Rape who?
I go rape you!
Hahaahahahaha Please comment: Bad or good!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!
Q: Knock, knock? Who’s there? A: Boo. A: Boo who? Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Key.
Key who?
Key moo.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ur blue nue hue kuo.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
"P,u!"
"P,u who?"
"P,u, you smell like shit!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun...
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sally.
Sally who?
You're going to bed right now.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jerk.
Jerk who?
This website who!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not your.
Not your who?
Not your mama!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mustache." "Mustache who?" "I mustache you a question, but I'm shaving it for later."
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "A bad joke."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Gun. Gun who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the bitch’s house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.