Whos there jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Duh!"
Why did lil Susie fall off the swing? She didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not lil Susie.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dumplin.
Dumplin who?
Dumplin the killer.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the bitch’s house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sally.
Sally who?
You're going to bed right now.
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A murderer.
A murderer who--
Is cut off by being murdered.
Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.
Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."
She said, "Who's there?"
I said, "I Eat eat my mop."
She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
A-I eat mop who?
Cock cock, who's there? Nobody.
Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "Moo!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Yo mum." "Yo mum who?" "Yo mum is watching you wank right now."