Whos there jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Child. Child who? Child Millissa!
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you coming?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stranger.
Stranger who?
Stranger, why are you in my house masticating my apparent dead wife?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The butt.
The butt who?
The butt goes mooooo!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tank." "Tank who?" "You're welcome!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bum.
Bum who?
Bum holding a pistol!