Whos there jokes
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Cakatoo."
"Cakatoo who?"
"So, you're a Rooster now?"
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Die.
Die who?
Me, I want to die.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Milk man.
Milkman who?
Milk poooooooooooooooop peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep man!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ieatmop. I eat mop who? Eww, you eat your poo?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls!
Knock knock. Who's there? Por que. Por que who? "That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"
"Cargo." "Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
(Knock knock) Who's there? Accident. Accident who? Accident you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hairhairhairhairhairhair!