Whos there jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary."
"Mary who?"
"Marry me!"
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kamikaze!
Kamikaze wh—
おいおい、お前を殺して、その塔ごと地面に叩き込んでやるぞ! いいな?
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Well, you don't have to cry about it, Gary.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.
(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”
A: The chicken.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
"Knock knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Depression"
"Depression wh-"
ME!! *runs away*