Whos there jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the retard's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun....
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Stephen Hawking.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Kim Jong Il: Knock knock.
Political Prisoner: Who's there?
Kim Jong Il: Boo.
Political Prisoner: Boo who?
Kim Jong Il: Boo hoo? Don't cry just because I executed your wife and enslaved your children. You at least get to eat today, my friend.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Queen.
Queen who?
You don't know the queen? You're crazy!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Please.
Please who?
Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.
Lol.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
Voldemort: Knock, knock.
Harry Potter: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know.
Harry Potter: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.
B: Package from Te-?
A: BOOM!
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "A bad joke."
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."