Whos there jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rape
Rape who?
I go rape you!
Hahaahahahaha Please comment: Bad or good!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce in.
Lettuce in who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
Knock, knock.
“Who's there?”
“The Twin Towers.”
“The Twin Towers who?”
“I thought you'd never forget.”
Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Insomnia.
You'll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that... Well now I can't cry myself to sleep anymore...
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"The FBI."
"The FBI who?"
"Are you dumb? It's the f#cking FBI, now open up!"
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Knock knock. Who's there? Child. Child who? Child Millissa!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Willis.
Willis who?
Willis dick fit in yo mouth?!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven fun over there?
Knock knock, who's there? God.
God who? NO, you idiot, there is no God. I am your father and you have locked me out of my own house!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Key.
Key who?
Key moo.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.