Whos there jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.
B: Package from Te-?
A: BOOM!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ididap!
Ididapoo!!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I hate you.
I hate you who?
You hate me?? Rude!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your Boyfriend.
Your Boyfriend who?
Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mother!
Mother who?
It's your mother.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
A man with a drum.
"Well, tell him to beat it!"
Friend: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Short.
Me: Short who?
Friend: Short you!
Me: 🙁
Friend: 🤣
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
Prankster kid: Knock knock.
Neighbor: Who's there?
...
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ach. Ach who? Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you wouldn't get it.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c—
MOO!
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.