White Jokes

When God make white people he said "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT"

Don’t blame bush he is white it couldn’t of been him

What’s black, white, and red all over?

An embarresed biracial guy

Friend: Why did you touch me? Me: That guy in the corner with no hair , glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.

If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? - in Washington D.C.

Wat do u call a pool full of white people??.....kix

whats the difference between a black person and a white person.

one has a dad , while the other searches.

What are Priests favourite shoe?

White vans.

If there was a quiz on midgets here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it: 1. When midgets get High on any drug, do they get high or medium? 2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet 3. Are Midgets related to snow whites 7 Dwarfs? 4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario? 5. Was this funny?

what's I gay persons favorite meal? meat with white sticky stuff.

One time I was at home alone with my dawgy and I was home alone with my dawgy, and, and I was eating peanut butter, and I thought since its oily, I could use it as a lotion, so I spread it all over my private part, and my dawgy came over and started licking the peanut butter up off my private part, and my private part, it got big and hard, and then peanut butter, but white came out of my wee wee, and my dawgy started looking up at me and whining. And then my daddy came home and saw what I was doing and shouted “What are you doing?” And then I said I was using peanut butter on my private part. Then he said, “Well let me have a taste.” And then he started doing what my dawgy was doing.