White jokes
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
What’s black and white and red all over?
A Milano’s cherry.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
I'll put white in your smile.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
Bush is innocent, he's white...
God, you're more toxic than white phosphorus.
For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:
Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."
Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."
Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.