My kid runs in today to tell me that he found a floating cow, but when he got me to come and see, all I saw was a piñata with a tail and white spots. Such a stupid child. So after that I gave him a nice refreshing drink from the toilet and a few of those chocolate sprinkles. (: I'm such a good parent...
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.
She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."
The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
If Red gets voted out, what happened?
Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"
Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"
Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"
Lime, Green, and Purple run.
Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.
Black killed Red. Black is the win.
LOL
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
A guy in a white helmet telling kids to kill themselves.
How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?
He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.
Mosely in a white van.
Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?
Because white people have white privilege.
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
"White on white crime, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!"
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
