
White jokes
I'll put white in your smile.
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
What is white and fluffy? A peelo.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
The original White Power (ranger).
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
