White jokes

An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."

He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"

He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."

For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:

Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."

Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."

Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."

What's white but not black, and red all over?

J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.

You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.

Rate these races out of 10/10:

White 10/10

Hispanic 8/10

Black 0/10

Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!

Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.

If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.

💪 💪 🏋️‍♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?

Cum Junkie.

How does the non binary kill white en Amy?

They/them.

If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.

I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!

Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.

Q: What's black and white and red all over?

A: The U.S. in 1919!

You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.

My kid runs in today to tell me that he found a floating cow, but when he got me to come and see, all I saw was a piñata with a tail and white spots. Such a stupid child. So after that I gave him a nice refreshing drink from the toilet and a few of those chocolate sprinkles. (: I'm such a good parent...

Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?

Two wongs don't make a white.

I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.

She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."

The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.

What do you call a white kid looking at infants?

Pedophilia boy.

Why do brides wear white?

So they match the kitchen appliances.

If Red gets voted out, what happened?

Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"

Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"

Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"

Lime, Green, and Purple run.

Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.

Black killed Red. Black is the win.

LOL

Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.