White jokes
Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How were humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher: 😑
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.
What is white and fluffy? A peelo.
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
Adam and Eve are wondering whether they are black or white. Eve says, "Why don't you go and ask God?"
So Adam goes into the Garden of Eden and shouts out to God, "Are we black or white?" A big booming voice bellows out, "You are what you are."
He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. "How do you know?" asks Eve. "Because he said, 'You are what you are,'" Adam replied. "Why does that mean we are white?" asked Eve. "Because if we were black, He would have said, 'You is what you is.'"
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 1800s?
Master.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 2000s?
Coach.
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."
The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.