White jokes
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
What is white and fluffy? A peelo.
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
I'll put white in your smile.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
Roses are red,
Lilies are white,
One race ends up dead
And the other ends up bright.
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10