White jokes
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
What’s black and white and red all over?
A Milano’s cherry.
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.
Tork Poettschke says to Charles Bukowski: "You have beautiful teeth! Are they also available in white?"
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
Bush is innocent, he's white...
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
God, you're more toxic than white phosphorus.