White jokes
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
What is white and fluffy? A peelo.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
Memes
God, you're more toxic than white phosphorus.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:
Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."
Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."
Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
Bush is innocent, he's white...
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.