Wheres jokes

Where is the best place to eat tacos?

In the Gulp of Mexico.

What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"

"Yo, Gabriella, any idea where our other friends are?"

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.

I think our destination is under there.

Under where?

Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.

Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.

Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.

So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?

You wonder where my dad is.

Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!

There are women's support groups, but where are men's support groups?

I asked a kid where their parents were...

Lol

I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"

After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.

Dad: Son, I came back.

Son: Where is the milk?

Dad: Time for another 10 years.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.

Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"

What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?

"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."

Where is Australia?

Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.