Wheres jokes

I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!

One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.

The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"

The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!

There are women's support groups, but where are men's support groups?

I asked a kid where their parents were...

Lol

Where is the best place to eat tacos?

In the Gulp of Mexico.

I think our destination is under there.

Under where?

Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.

Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?

Their parents.

Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.

When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."

Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?

Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.

Farmer's Wife: Why?

Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.

"Prince, where are you?"

My sister: See you at home in about an hour.

Me: Okay.

My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*

Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?

Sister: OMG, she's dead!

Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?

Where is Australia?

Where is this pic of me in my bra?

Alya and freshfry wondering where the hell Alex is!

What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"

When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"

Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?