Wheres jokes

My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.

If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."

Where is my dad?

What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?

"Where's my tractor?"

A guy saw a person with a duck and said, "Where did you get a pig?"

The owner replied, "It's not a pig, dummy!"

The random guy said, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."

At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"

I know where you live! I saw you before!

Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.

My sister: See you at home in about an hour.

Me: Okay.

My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*

Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?

Sister: OMG, she's dead!

Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?

Where is Australia?

When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."

When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"

There are women's support groups, but where are men's support groups?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”

Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.

So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?

You wonder where my dad is.

Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.

I think our destination is under there.

Under where?

Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.