Wheres jokes
I know where you live! I saw you before!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
Memes
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.
Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."
Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.
When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."
There are women's support groups, but where are men's support groups?
Dad: Son, I came back.
Son: Where is the milk?
Dad: Time for another 10 years.
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
Where is Australia?
Where is this pic of me in my bra?
Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.
"Prince, where are you?"
When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)