Wheres jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
Memes
imagine having a mom
Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.
"Prince, where are you?"
Where is this pic of me in my bra?
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"
Where is Australia?
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
Alya and freshfry wondering where the hell Alex is!
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
Where are fart bombs made?
Old people's arses!
"Where ya going?"
"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.