Wheres jokes

Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!

Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.

So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?

You wonder where my dad is.

Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!

Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."

When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."

There are women's support groups, but where are men's support groups?

I asked a kid where their parents were...

Lol

Dad: Son, I came back.

Son: Where is the milk?

Dad: Time for another 10 years.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Alya and freshfry wondering where the hell Alex is!

My sister: See you at home in about an hour.

Me: Okay.

My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*

Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?

Sister: OMG, she's dead!

Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?

Where is Australia?

"Prince, where are you?"

Where is this pic of me in my bra?

Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?

Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.

Farmer's Wife: Why?

Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.

When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"

My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.

Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.

Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?