Wheres jokes
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
Where are fart bombs made?
Old people's arses!
"Where ya going?"
"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Memes
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?
"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."
There are women's support groups, but where are men's support groups?
I asked a kid where their parents were...
Lol
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."
Dad: Son, I came back.
Son: Where is the milk?
Dad: Time for another 10 years.
I know where you live! I saw you before!
Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.
When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."
"Prince, where are you?"
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.