Wheres jokes

Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”

So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!

Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.

Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.

You wonder where my dad is.

Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!

I know where you live! I saw you before!

Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."

Dad: Son, I came back.

Son: Where is the milk?

Dad: Time for another 10 years.

I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!

One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.

The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"

The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!

There are women's support groups, but where are men's support groups?

I asked a kid where their parents were...

Lol

Where is the best place to eat tacos?

In the Gulp of Mexico.

I think our destination is under there.

Under where?

Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.

Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?

Their parents.

Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.

When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."