Wheres jokes
One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.
The man asked for some crack.
The woman turned around and said, "Here."
That's where the crack was, you guessed it.
The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."
A guy saw a person with a duck and said, "Where did you get a pig?"
The owner replied, "It's not a pig, dummy!"
The random guy said, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."
A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"
Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."
God, aka Mr. Universe said he was God's gift to this earth, but where is he?
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?
At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"
"Yo, Gabriella, any idea where our other friends are?"
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
"Where ya going?"
"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
Where are fart bombs made?
Old people's arses!
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?
"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.