A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
Wheres Jokes
You must have been born on the highway because that's where accidents happen.
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
If you were to ask me, "Where would be the worst place to commit a crime?" I would say a multi-storey car park, because if you think about it, it would be wrong on so many levels.
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
Where's the best place to spawn camp at the hospital?
The maternity ward.
Iron Man: Where are you from?
Thor: Asgard.
Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
Do you know where Helen Keller lives?
Neither does she.
Last night I remember partying with friends to find blood on my nightstand.
Moments after, I scolded my friends to put my alarm clock back where they found it.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Tim and Tom were at work. Tim said, "I'm sick of this. I'm going to act like an idiot to get sent home." So Tim was on the roof saying, "I am a light bulb!" The boss walked in and said, "Tim, go home, you're acting like a dick!" Then Tom started packing up and Tim said, "Tom, why are you packing up?" Tom says, "I can't work in the fucking dark, can I?"
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
