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Man: I must confess, Father.
Priest: What are you here to confess?
Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son.
Priest: And what happened to your son?
Man: He said a man raped him.
Priest: When and where did this happen?
Man: A local church. I don't know which one.
Priest: ...By whom?
Man: A priest, he said. He said the priest had black hair and blue eyes, kind of like you.
Priest: ...Shit
If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
Dad: Where is my son?
Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.
Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?
Son: YES!
Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
Where do pencils go on holiday? Pencilvania! (Pennsylvania)
Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
Me: I asked an orphan where his parents were. I also said that I promised to take him to them.
Orphan: They're dead.
Me: A promise made is a promise kept.
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll.
Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.
Me: Nice.
Friend: She got some red on her shirt.
Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."
This boy was in school one day when he became desperate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?”
The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.”
So the boy said, “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.”
When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?”
The boy replied, “Half way down my leg...”
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
Where is this pic of me in my bra?
When you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live:
"Looks like I am going back to the future!"