Wheres jokes
Where are the best shooting ranges in America?
Used to be in schools, but now in subways.
Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"
His mother replies, "The stork brings them."
Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?
Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
Do you know where priests go at night?
To all night sale at Boys R Us.
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress... ewww!"
"Shut up and leave the bedroom."
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
Signs my cousin is going places when he's older:
TEST QUESTION: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
He wrote: "At the bottom of the page."
Smart kid!
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
Rape: The only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldn't do anything even if they could run or say something, then after, are told rapists stop them doing something about it.
You should never suppress a fart. It travels up the spine high into the brain. That's where the shit ideas come from.
Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and was thinking to myself, "Where the f*ck is my roof?"
Hey mum, why do people keep suddenly dying in our family?
Mum?
Mum?
Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Where did Amy go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.