Wheres jokes
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
What is an owl that wears armor?
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
Memes
I was at my lecture at Oxford. Professor Albert Pessistein was leading the lecture, teaching us new equations. I asked where I can find a drink, due to my dying of thirst. He said, “big games my friend.”
He then proceeded to teach us, “The greater the Big games, the higher the Bottling!”
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"
Me: "Where?"
Friend: "In front of me."
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?
A: IHOP.
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Where do rabbits sleep?
In the junkyard outside.
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Where did the mouse go?
To the mouse-um!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.