Wheres jokes
My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"
Me: "Where?"
Friend: "In front of me."
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
I was at my lecture at Oxford. Professor Albert Pessistein was leading the lecture, teaching us new equations. I asked where I can find a drink, due to my dying of thirst. He said, “big games my friend.”
He then proceeded to teach us, “The greater the Big games, the higher the Bottling!”
What is an owl that wears armor?
Memes
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
Where do rabbits sleep?
In the junkyard outside.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?
A: Beat it, we're closed.
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
Where did the mouse go?
To the mouse-um!
Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?
A: IHOP.
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!