Wheres jokes
Where do rabbits sleep?
In the junkyard outside.
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Where do fruits go on vacation?
"Pear-is!"
Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.
Memes
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?
A: Beat it, we're closed.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Where did the mouse go?
To the mouse-um!
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.
Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?
A: IHOP.
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
My sister asked where is my book.... me: "itti badi nak hai gufa jaisi dhund us mei."
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
My teacher asks all of us in class, "What is your favorite thing in the world?"
Josh: Cookies.
Jacob: My parents.
Erika: My Friends!
Brody: Lamborghinis.
Me: Pulling over in a car in the middle of nowhere at night with my girlfriend and getting in the back seat where the magic happens... ;-)
My Teacher: Ok, everyone that was all good...WAIT A DANG SECOND!
*Everyone Looks at Me With A Weird Face....
Me: "What are you doing??"
Bully: "Where's my nan's urn?!?"
Me: "I don't know."
Bully: "Tell me!! *says worthless shit*"
Me: "Next time you're looking for the urn, don't bother, I smoked her ashes. They were so fucking good. I then used a quarter of them as an exfoliator, cleared my acne and eczema btw!! Then built sandcastles with them, then blew them in your family's face after!"
Don't bully kids.