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Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
I asked my mother about her mom.
She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.
My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"
Me: "Where?"
Friend: "In front of me."
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
I was at my lecture at Oxford. Professor Albert Pessistein was leading the lecture, teaching us new equations. I asked where I can find a drink, due to my dying of thirst. He said, “big games my friend.”
He then proceeded to teach us, “The greater the Big games, the higher the Bottling!”
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
What is an owl that wears armor?
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.