Wheres jokes
I was at my lecture at Oxford. Professor Albert Pessistein was leading the lecture, teaching us new equations. I asked where I can find a drink, due to my dying of thirst. He said, “big games my friend.”
He then proceeded to teach us, “The greater the Big games, the higher the Bottling!”
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Memes
Where do rabbits sleep?
In the junkyard outside.
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
What is an owl that wears armor?
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?
A: Beat it, we're closed.
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
Where did the mouse go?
To the mouse-um!
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!