Wheres jokes
Balloon 1: Watch out for cactus!
Balloon 2: Where is cactussssssss?
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Memes
so true
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
You were born on a road. That's where most accidents happen.
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
"Where do young trees go to learn?"
"Elementree school."
Welcome to Peyton's Orphanage, where you make it, we take it!
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
Three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate because it's lunchtime. The guys ask the man to do a favor, and he says, "Sorry guys, I have a lot on my plate!"
Corn and corn, where is popcorn?
This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.