Wheres jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?
Doctor: The morgue.
Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!
Doctor: And we're not there yet!
Girl: Dad, where are you?
Dad: I went to go get milk.
Girl: But we have milk.
Dad: I know, I just don't love you.
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank!
Balloon 1: Watch out for cactus!
Balloon 2: Where is cactussssssss?
You were born on a road. That's where most accidents happen.