Wheres jokes
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
Memes
When you reverse the roles be like:
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?
Doctor: The morgue.
Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!
Doctor: And we're not there yet!
Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
Girl: Dad, where are you?
Dad: I went to go get milk.
Girl: But we have milk.
Dad: I know, I just don't love you.
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
You were born on a road. That's where most accidents happen.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate because it's lunchtime. The guys ask the man to do a favor, and he says, "Sorry guys, I have a lot on my plate!"
Corn and corn, where is popcorn?
"Where do young trees go to learn?"
"Elementree school."