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Orphanage

I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Cause they don’t know where home is.

Wonder Woman

You know why they call her Wonder Woman?

She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.

Memes

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?

In baseball, you know where home is.

Orphanage

I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.

Titanic

People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.

God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?

Plate

Three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate because it's lunchtime. The guys ask the man to do a favor, and he says, "Sorry guys, I have a lot on my plate!"

Uncle

This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.

Orphan

I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"

They didn't reply.

I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...

Exorcism

What do you call a reverse exorcism?

It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.