Wheres jokes
Corn and corn, where is popcorn?
Three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate because it's lunchtime. The guys ask the man to do a favor, and he says, "Sorry guys, I have a lot on my plate!"
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
"Where do young trees go to learn?"
"Elementree school."
Welcome to Peyton's Orphanage, where you make it, we take it!
Question and answer 🙄
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?
Doctor: The morgue.
Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!
Doctor: And we're not there yet!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
Daddy, where's my anus?
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪