Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
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What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
You were born on a road. That's where most accidents happen.
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
"Where do young trees go to learn?"
"Elementree school."
Welcome to Peyton's Orphanage, where you make it, we take it!
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
Three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate because it's lunchtime. The guys ask the man to do a favor, and he says, "Sorry guys, I have a lot on my plate!"
Corn and corn, where is popcorn?
This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says, “Where’s Mohammed?”
Little Red Riding Hood has to deliver food to her grandma again. She can drive now because she is sixteen. One the way, she accidentally took the wrong way and got to a different forest where her grandma lives now. She found the wrong cottage that looked like her grandma's home. When she opened the door, she found her younger and older sisters of ages 9, 11, 18, and 22. How old is Little Red Riding Hood?
Answer: 16
