Wheres jokes
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
Girl: Dad, where are you?
Dad: I went to go get milk.
Girl: But we have milk.
Dad: I know, I just don't love you.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
Balloon 1: Watch out for cactus!
Balloon 2: Where is cactussssssss?
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank!
Corn and corn, where is popcorn?
Three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate because it's lunchtime. The guys ask the man to do a favor, and he says, "Sorry guys, I have a lot on my plate!"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
"Where do young trees go to learn?"
"Elementree school."
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.