Wheres jokes
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
Welcome to Peyton's Orphanage, where you make it, we take it!
Daddy, where's my anus?
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Where do babies get baptized?
So the priest can wash their sex toys.
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?
Doctor: The morgue.
Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!
Doctor: And we're not there yet!
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.