Wheres jokes
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
Where did the one legged lady work?
IHOP
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
Where did Sally go after the gunshot?
6 feet under.
*That is how deep they put the coffin...*
Memes
When you reverse the roles be like:
So uh, I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush, and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste, and uh, he is constipated now. I AM EVIL :3
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
Daddy, where's my anus?
Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?
Doctor: The morgue.
Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!
Doctor: And we're not there yet!
Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.
Girl: Dad, where are you?
Dad: I went to go get milk.
Girl: But we have milk.
Dad: I know, I just don't love you.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!