Where did Sally go after the gunshot?
6 feet under.
*That is how deep they put the coffin...*
Wheres Jokes
So uh, I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush, and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste, and uh, he is constipated now. I AM EVIL :3
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
Daddy, where's my anus?
Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?
Doctor: The morgue.
Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!
Doctor: And we're not there yet!
Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.
Girl: Dad, where are you?
Dad: I went to go get milk.
Girl: But we have milk.
Dad: I know, I just don't love you.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
Balloon 1: Watch out for cactus!
Balloon 2: Where is cactussssssss?
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
