Wheres jokes
I'd make a joke about corn, but it's too corny.
Then again, I could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. My funny bone is broken. I guess it was because those jokes were too humerus.
An Aussie, an Asian, and a Frenchman are in a bar.
The Asian throws his whiskey in the air and shoots it. The Frenchman asks, "Why did you do that?" The Asian says, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Frenchman throws his champagne in the air and shoots it. Then the Aussie asks, "Why did you do that?" The Frenchman replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Aussie then throws his beer up in the air and shoots the Asian. Then the Frenchman asked, "Why did you do that?" The Aussie then replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field?
Everywhere.
The only profession where one could have coronavirus and still go to work is a suicide terrorist.
Question and answer 🙄
If bedbugs live in beds, where do cockroaches live?
Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.
I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me.
She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand.
Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys. I asked and she said that’s my fam as well. I noticed an Alabama driver's license. I asked which one was her dad. She said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter. I casually asked what he did for work. Self-employed? She said that’s the last time I use ancestry.com!
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."
Where did the one legged lady work?
IHOP
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
Where did Sally go after the gunshot?
6 feet under.
*That is how deep they put the coffin...*
So uh, I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush, and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste, and uh, he is constipated now. I AM EVIL :3
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?
Doctor: The morgue.
Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!
Doctor: And we're not there yet!
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪