Wheres jokes
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field?
Everywhere.
Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.
The only profession where one could have coronavirus and still go to work is a suicide terrorist.
I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me.
She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand.
Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys. I asked and she said that’s my fam as well. I noticed an Alabama driver's license. I asked which one was her dad. She said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter. I casually asked what he did for work. Self-employed? She said that’s the last time I use ancestry.com!
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Question and answer 🙄
Where did Sally go after the gunshot?
6 feet under.
*That is how deep they put the coffin...*
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."
Where did the one legged lady work?
IHOP
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
So uh, I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush, and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste, and uh, he is constipated now. I AM EVIL :3
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
"Where do young trees go to learn?"
"Elementree school."
Welcome to Peyton's Orphanage, where you make it, we take it!
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
Where do babies get baptized?
So the priest can wash their sex toys.
This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.
Daddy, where's my anus?