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Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?

In Iraq.

Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?

Everywhere.

Where did Sally go after the gunshot?

6 feet under.

*That is how deep they put the coffin...*

Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.

Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."

Where do you go to get the best fish?

A restaurant on the Titanic.

Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"

So uh, I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush, and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste, and uh, he is constipated now. I AM EVIL :3

Daddy, where's my anus?

Welcome to Peyton's Orphanage, where you make it, we take it!

People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.

God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?

This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.

Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."

Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.

WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.

Balloon 1: Watch out for cactus!

Balloon 2: Where is cactussssssss?

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Cause they don’t know where home is.

I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.

What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?

In baseball, you know where home is.

You know why they call her Wonder Woman?

She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.

I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.