Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank!
Balloon 1: Watch out for cactus!
Balloon 2: Where is cactussssssss?
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.
Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?
Doctor: The morgue.
Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!
Doctor: And we're not there yet!
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
Daddy, where's my anus?
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
"Where do young trees go to learn?"
"Elementree school."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
