Wheres jokes
Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
Where did the one legged lady work?
IHOP
Where did Sally go after the gunshot?
6 feet under.
*That is how deep they put the coffin...*
Memes
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
So uh, I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush, and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste, and uh, he is constipated now. I AM EVIL :3
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?
Doctor: The morgue.
Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!
Doctor: And we're not there yet!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.