Wheres jokes
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
Where did the sheep get a haircut?
At the baa-baa shop.
Where do babies get baptized?
So the priest can wash their sex toys.
Guy: shows girlfriend his dick.
Girlfriend: "Cool, where is it?"
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
Where's your off button?
Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?
Wife: In a detective novel.
Where do rabbits take baths and wash their asses?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
Once I went to a museum and overheard someone speaking to an employee for information.
"These are lying clocks; they tell how many lies a person tells."
"Oh, cool."
"This is Mother Teresa's clock; the clock hasn't moved because she never lied."
"Makes sense."
"This is Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands only moved twice, indicating he only lied twice."
"Where's Trump's clock?"
"Oh, we're using it as a ceiling fan."
And then I burst out laughing 'cause it's so true.
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
Where did the pig go on holiday?
Snout and about.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry.
(First Person): Knock knock, who's there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, knock knock, who's there, time to make a move, slayin' all then demons and we gotta move in too.
(Second Person): Knock knock, (1st p): who's there, let me talk to you, be careful where you steppin' out cause you ain't bullet proof, knock knock, who's there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didn't come to hoop.
Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.