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Orphan

Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.

Fish

Where do you go to get the best fish?

A restaurant on the Titanic.

Gunshot

Where did Sally go after the gunshot?

6 feet under.

*That is how deep they put the coffin...*

Memes

Soap

So uh, I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush, and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste, and uh, he is constipated now. I AM EVIL :3

Dad

Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"

Math class

Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."

Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.

Morgue

Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?

Doctor: The morgue.

Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!

Doctor: And we're not there yet!

Chat

Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.

Dad

Girl: Dad, where are you?

Dad: I went to go get milk.

Girl: But we have milk.

Dad: I know, I just don't love you.

Water

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.

WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.

Orphanage

I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪