When jokes

Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.

Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.

Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.

Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."

What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.

I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?

Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.

My wife is so ugly when she was born, the doctor said, "I did everything I could, but she pulled through anyways." When she was born, the doctor hung himself with the umbilical cord. He pushed her back in, said, "Not done." The doctor slapped her mother. The doctor looked at her and said, "Twins!" He didn't know what end to slap. He threw her away and kept the afterbirth.

My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.

When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

My wife is so fat.

She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.

My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.

A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.

You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"

You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.

You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.

Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.

When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.