When jokes
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.
I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.
Man, I love working at the orphanage.
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
Why don’t old people have sex?
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."
Yo mama so short, when she tried sniffing cocaine, she couldn’t get high.
Yo mama so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out the way.
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.