When jokes
What's the difference between a baby and garlic bread? I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.
What's the difference between a man and a table?
The table doesn't cry when I break its legs.
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help me understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So, me with my horrible humor, decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around, and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are, a fine African meal." Then everybody looked at me in disappointment, and then I continued to say, "What? Poor taste?"
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
Yo mama so stupid, when I told her she needed some cats, she came back with...
CRASH, ARENA, TURBO STARS!
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...
SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!
Yo mama's so short, when it rains, she's the last to know!
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.
How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.
How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.
What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow, but when I woke up, my pillow was gone!
How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? Seven when I tried!
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)
When your uncle drops a nickel, but the only thing he really drops is his pants.
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
When he asked who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.