When jokes

Secret

  • Blessed Brian, your secrets are safe with me... because I wasn’t listening when you told them.

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  • Mama

  • Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!

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  • Mama

  • Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!

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  • Room

  • Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.

    Seizure

  • What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?

    Throw in some laundry...

    Patch

  • Nasruddin Hodja was tilling his patch of land when a hunter came riding up.

    “Hey, you!" said the man. “Did you see a boar run past?"

    “Yes," replied Hodja.

    “Which way did it go?" demanded the man.

    Hodja pointed in the direction in which the boar had gone.

    The man rode away without a word of thanks, but he was back within minutes.

    “No sign of it!" he said. “Are you sure it went that way?"

    “I am certain," replied Hodja. “It went that way. Two years ago."

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