When jokes

What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?

It said nothing, just let out a little wine.

Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?

When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.

I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home, there were signs everywhere.

When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"

What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?

β€œC'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”

Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.

What is a good night sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk home from school and walk home and walk home from home and walk home and get a good night walk and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from...

"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"

I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.

What is the difference between a human and a tree and a house? Is for dinner today after school today after I have school 🏫 I have for kids dinner 🍴 was that I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is what time it when we went and get the dog 🐢 night and dinner 🍴 night I love πŸ’• it is the one ☝️ I did not have time today.