When jokes
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.
What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?
Then he gets into treble!
I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk?
"I got stuck in a butt crack!"
When midgets smoke weed, do they get high or do they get medium?
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after the lesbian vampire was done licking the pussy of the heterosexual woman?
"When is your next blood period?"
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
A young woman goes for her first gynecological exam, and the nurse has her take off her clothes, put on a gown, and get in the stirrups. She tells her the doctor will be in in a minute.
The doctor comes in and tells the young lady that she has one of the most beautiful vaginas he’s ever seen, and he has seen a lot of them. She thanks him for the compliment. He tells her he is about to start the examination, but he is going to have to numb her first, when she says ok, he goes:
"Num num num num num!"
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.
Hi, I did not get your text. I texted you when I texted you. You are not [responding].
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
What time is it when a rooster sits on a fence? Morning.
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence.
What time is it when a lawyer sits on the fence? Time for an elephant to sit on the fence.
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
What do tomatoes 🍅 do when they meet?
They ketchup.