When jokes

A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!

10 Fun Facts.

1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 5. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 6. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 7. You skipped number 5. 8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)

Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”

And then you die inside.

What does a woman do when she leaves the battered women's shelter?

"Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her."

I went to the doctor's yesterday. I said, "When I touch my back, it hurts. When I touch my knee, it hurts. When I touch anything, it hurts!" 😣 What’s wrong with me?

Doctor: You’ve broken your finger.

What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?

Doughnuts, because they're holy.

What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?

Dark humor.

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    • I thought I told you to lock up when I left this morning. This is why our shit gets stolen all the time!

    Instead of walking through the door, the owner of the house broke in through the window.

    When he came out, a man standing on the sidewalk walked up to him and asked why he hadn't just walked through the door. The owner responded, "I'm pollo vegetarian, and I really just wanted a bit of food."

    When the man looked confused, the owner said, "Windows are nature's vending machine."

    What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?

    Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄