When jokes
I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?
alien vs predator
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.
I told my mom to get rope for a project, and when she got home, I got the good old coat hanger out and hung myself up.
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.