When jokes
A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day.”
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susie?” the teacher asks. Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s b*tch.”
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
If you were driving when all of a sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?
The brakes, you sick bastard.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a male. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!