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Jesus and Moses come back to Earth.
Moses says, "Let's go down to the ocean and see if I can do what I used to when I was here before." So Moses raises his arms and motions to part the waters. Sure enough, he is able to part the waters just as before.
Jesus quips, "Close the water, I'm going to try to do what I used to when I was here last." So Jesus walks out on top of the water, then sinks to the bottom. He crawls out pulling seaweed off of him. Moses says, "Hey, it's not your fault, you didn't have those holes in your feet before."
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.
When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣
I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?
alien vs predator
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.
I told my mom to get rope for a project, and when she got home, I got the good old coat hanger out and hung myself up.
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.