When jokes
Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
I'm 14. I have had sex before. I have 206 bones in my body, but when I'm with my gf, I have 207.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed, but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
Ernie and Burt were camping in the woods, when they woke up Burt asked Ernie "how did you sleep?" Ernie replied with "I slept amazing! I had a great dream that I was in a magic candy world and was sucking the most tastiest lollipop I'd ever tasted in my life."
Burt replied with "Good to hear, I slept amazing too. I had a dream that I was in heaven surrounded by angels, and one of them was giving me a blow job."
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?
Because they only gave him one test tickle.