so, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar- oh, wait a minute!!!! rewind!! so, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on EBay, The Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
Pop in the toilet
I never get off on the wrong foot
I Left my Avatar at home today
No Matter How Hard i try i Will never be a Stand up Comedian
Numb Butt Wheelchair Club, No Feeling, No Problem.
A person with a wheelchair and a football then they are rocket league
Do you know why people in wheelchair don’t pay for it. Because they have to pay for road tax
Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to to stand up for himself
Stand up for yourself! Oh come on walk it off.
did you know the Alabama crimson tide university has the most handicapped people. you know their motto, "roll tide"
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging- think the opening line goes something like “they see me rolling, they hating”
So I left my mom with my baby and I was terrified when I came back in the wheelchair was in the water
Why couldnt proffessor xavier fight magneto? because he couldnt stand up for himself
Steven hawking walks into a bar oh, wait he doesn’t walk
What was wrong with Stephen Hawking? His legs
There's a new horror movie about Steven Hawking
It's called unplugged 🤣
stephen hawkins couldnt make it to heaven cause there was stairs so he rolled down to hell
Why can’t Stephan Hawkins go to heaven? Because ther wasn’t a ramp
