Wheelchair jokes
What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?
To put the wheelchair in the pot.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
Memes
Once upon a time, there was a man named Jake who woke up one morning to find his wife and her wheelchair missing. He searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, he put up posters all over town offering a reward.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
Me and my girlfriend broke up, so I took her wheelchair, and she came crawling back.
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes." Turns out they only knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Wheels, and Frame."
Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?
Because he can't do standup.
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
Everybody is mad because that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair.
I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
He's in a wheelchair.
Where was Stephen Hawking during the house fire?
The top of the stairs.
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?
So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.