What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
Wheelchair Jokes
If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
Me and my girlfriend broke up, so I took her wheelchair, and she came crawling back.
I really like
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?
Because he can't do standup.
I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes." Turns out they only knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Wheels, and Frame."
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
Everybody is mad because that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair.
I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
He's in a wheelchair.
Where was Stephen Hawking during the house fire?
The top of the stairs.
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
