Wheelchair jokes
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
Once upon a time, there was a man named Jake who woke up one morning to find his wife and her wheelchair missing. He searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, he put up posters all over town offering a reward.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
Me and my girlfriend broke up, so I took her wheelchair, and she came crawling back.
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes." Turns out they only knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Wheels, and Frame."
Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?
Because he can't do standup.
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
Everybody is mad because that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair.
I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
He's in a wheelchair.