Wheelchair jokes
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”
Once upon a time, there was a man named Jake who woke up one morning to find his wife and her wheelchair missing. He searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, he put up posters all over town offering a reward.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
Me and my girlfriend broke up, so I took her wheelchair, and she came crawling back.
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes." Turns out they only knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Wheels, and Frame."
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?
Because he can't do standup.
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣