Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?
Because he can't do standup
I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes." Turns out they only knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Wheels, and Frame."
Everybody is mad because that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair.
I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
He's in a wheelchair.
Where was Stephen Hawking during the house fire?
The top of the stairs.
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?
So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
My blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike. He should have been paying attention.
He couldn’t stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair.
whats the best part of the vegetable the wheelchair
my son is such a miserable brat, I bought him a brand new trampoline for christmas and all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back? Sadly the hardest part to eat of the vegitable is the wheelchair.
