What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What do you call joe from family guy in an electric wheelchair. robo cop
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly
I pushed my best friend's chair in class, now i kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat
I told her do a wheelie
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair, I told him to stand up for himself.
my son is such a miserable brat, I bought him a brand new trampoline for christmas and all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.
What has 4 wheels, no wings and flies?
A dead cripple
I pushed a kid on a wheelchair into the school fire and said "hot wheels"
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My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tryed to fight me so i said: IF you wanna fight me ill run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs ill already be down the stairs waiting and he started crying
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile
I have no legs
What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup. The wheelchair.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy? Sit down comedy
I gave a bling kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke and i burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand up comedian.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.
Why can't Stephen hawking go to heaven cause he walk up the stairs
There is this boy in my year , he is in a wheelchair so I kicked a football at him and pushed him and so then I shouted ROCKET LAUGE
