Wheelchair jokes
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
I got my son a bike for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying.
The doctor told me I was so retarded, I was required to ride two wheelchairs.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! After all, they can't even stand up for themselves.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
A girl was going through some really bad health issues at her house. It got so bad that she had to be rushed to the hospital.
Her husband found out about this after work and went to check on her. When he got there, the desk lady immediately pointed down the hall to a doctor. The guy walked up to the doctor, "Are you the one taking care of my wife?" The doctor glanced away from his papers, "Yes, that would be me, but I am afraid that she is in very bad condition. I have bad news and good news. The bad news is that she will have to be wheeled around in a wheelchair. Also, she can't eat normally. Taking care of her will become very hard. Basically, it will be like taking care of a big baby." Shocked, the guy says, "Wait, if that's the bad news, than what is the good news?" The doctor goes, "I'm just kidding with you, she died!"
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D