Wheelchair jokes
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."
What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?
To put the wheelchair in the pot.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
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What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
Me and my girlfriend broke up, so I took her wheelchair, and she came crawling back.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes." Turns out they only knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Wheels, and Frame."
Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?
Because he can't do standup.
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
Everybody is mad because that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair.
I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
He's in a wheelchair.
Where was Stephen Hawking during the house fire?
The top of the stairs.
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?