When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender
A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him: Wife: why is your face all bloody? Husband: I was so drunk that I couldn't stand up so I kept falling on my face! Wife: idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!
surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that they're arms don't get tired..
I once fought with a man in a wheelchair. He couldn't stand a chance.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.
When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it. “They see me rollin’, they hating”
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair? Young Boy Never Walk again
I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.
- Mommy, i want a bicycle !! - Shut up Sam! You've already have your wheelchair!
What has 50 legs but cant walk?
25 disabled kids
Why is stephen hawkings in hell? He couldnt get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven
So the other day i saw a child in a wheelchair
he was getting bullied alot so i came up
And said why dont you stand up to those bullies
I used to get pushed and called lazy in school
Man, I loved that wheelchair
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the hole time
one time in my dream i had a dream that all people in wheelchair could walk it was awesome i could walk
How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.
my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don't stand up for her in fights I don't care she use to push me around all the time
A kid in a wheelchair got hurt yesterday. I got detention yesterday because I told him to walk it off
What is Stephen Hawking' favourite song
Head shoulders screws and bolts
Indian guy and American guy in a wheelchair met in a Bar for drinks. American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk. Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
