Wheelchair jokes
What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?
MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.
"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.
"Boxing?"
"No, ... hurdles."
I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair. 😎
What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs?
"Nice tits."
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.
Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
A baked potato.
When two wheelchairs hit each other, is it a fender bender?
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs?
A nugget.
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.