What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
When two wheelchairs hit each other, is it a fender bender?
Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair. 😎
I once fought with a man in a wheelchair.
He couldn't stand a chance.
A kid in a wheelchair got hurt yesterday. I got detention yesterday because I told him to walk it off.
One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!
How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
A baked potato.
- Mommy, I want a bicycle!
- Shut up, Sam! You've already got your wheelchair!
My girlfriend dumped me today. Apparently, I don't stand up for her in fights. I don't care. She used to push me around all the time.
When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it.
“They see me rollin’, they hatin’.”
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? Because they can’t run.
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday.
The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the whole time.
Q: Where do you find a quadriplegic?
A: Right where you left 'em.