Wheelchair

Wheelchair Jokes

Soldier

What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?

RC-XD incoming.

People

Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.

Part

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.

Rapper

What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?

Young Boy Never Walk again.

Man

I once fought with a man in a wheelchair.

He couldn't stand a chance.

Kid

A kid in a wheelchair got hurt yesterday. I got detention yesterday because I told him to walk it off.

Dream

One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!

Ableist

How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.

Mommy

- Mommy, I want a bicycle!

- Shut up, Sam! You've already got your wheelchair!

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  • Girlfriend

    My girlfriend dumped me today. Apparently, I don't stand up for her in fights. I don't care. She used to push me around all the time.

    Grandma

    When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it.

    “They see me rollin’, they hatin’.”

    Child

    So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.

    He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"

    Trampoline

    I got my son a trampoline for his birthday.

    The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the whole time.