Wheelchair jokes
A kid in a wheelchair got hurt yesterday. I got detention yesterday because I told him to walk it off.
I was in a public bathroom in a handicap stall, and when I got out, a handicapped man told me that I was an a**hole. I told him, "Bet you won't stand up and say that to my face," and then he broke down.
Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.
When two wheelchairs hit each other, is it a fender bender?
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.
I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair. 😎
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.
One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!
How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.
- Mommy, I want a bicycle!
- Shut up, Sam! You've already got your wheelchair!
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
A baked potato.
My girlfriend dumped me today. Apparently, I don't stand up for her in fights. I don't care. She used to push me around all the time.
When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it.
“They see me rollin’, they hatin’.”
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? Because they can’t run.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend; she can't stand for herself.