Wheelchair Jokes

Why is Steven Hawkins going to hell............. because its a stairway to heaven not a ramp!

what makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man? "im still standing, yeah yeah yeah" (from elton john)

what do you call a person in a wheel chair with a speaker? ROLLING LOUD 🎸🎸

When Steven Hawking’s realizes heaven is only a stairway away

Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book...it's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."

Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? Because they can’t run.

my friend was on wheelchair......he committed suicide yesterday, I remember when i met him last time he told us a good joke and i appreciated him and i told him to become stand up comedian.

What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully, he couldn’t stand up for himself

Q: Where do you find a quadriplegic? A: Right where you left em.

How can you tell when a cabbage is boiled? The wheelchair floats to the top

My friend and I were joking about a wheelchair kid and another kid came up and said to the wheel chair kid you should stand up for your self

what do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?

a baked potato

This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance and I'm tired of it. Today I push him out of his wheelchair.

I got sent to the principals office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels

I just went on a date with a woman in a wheelchair

I stood her up, which made her fall for me. At first it was a drag, but now we’re rolling

What was Steven Hawking's favourite toy?

Hot Wheels

what do you call a suicide bomber in a weelchair?

an rcxd (remote control explosive)

There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says "why is a young man like you smoking?". The man turns around and says "why the fuck are you wearing trainers...."