Wheelchair jokes
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday.
The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the whole time.
Q: Where do you find a quadriplegic?
A: Right where you left 'em.
There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"
What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?
MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
Teacher: Take a seat, class.
Wheelchair person: I've been in the seat.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs?
"Nice tits."
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
My friend was on a wheelchair... he committed suicide yesterday. I remember when I met him last time, he told us a good joke and I appreciated him and told him to become a stand-up comedian.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."
I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.
My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics, and she said I had to eat more vegetables.
How do you execute a retard?
The Electric Wheelchair.