what do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair? MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
Teacher: Take a seat, class.
Wheelchair person: I've been in the seat.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud ๐ธ๐ธ
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"
What couldnโt the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldnโt stand up for himself.
My friend was on a wheelchair... he committed suicide yesterday. I remember when I met him last time, he told us a good joke and I appreciated him and told him to become a stand-up comedian.
Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."
I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.
I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics, and she said I had to eat more vegetables.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves
How do you execute a retard?
The Electric Wheelchair.
How can you tell when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.
What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?
Meals on wheels ๐๐๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
You'd think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no... oh no, he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?
Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.
An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.
The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.
The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
