Wheelchair jokes
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
How can you tell when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.
What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?
Meals on wheels 😋😍🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭
You'd think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no... oh no, he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?
Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.
What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!
What do you call someone in a wheelchair during a California fire?
A steamed vegetable.
An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.
The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.
The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street.
Man in Wheelchair: *falls out of wheelchair*
Friend: Are you okay?
Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs!
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."
I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?