Wheelchair jokes
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday.
The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the whole time.
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? Because they can’t run.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.
Why do tables never need wheelchairs? Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs?
Because he fell off his wheelchair.
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.
When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it.
“They see me rollin’, they hatin’.”
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street.
Man in Wheelchair: *falls out of wheelchair*
Friend: Are you okay?
Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs!
He's in a wheelchair.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was in a wheelchair! 🤣🤣
He couldn’t stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair.
What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?
Meals on wheels 😋😍🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
One time, I took my wife to the doctors. My wife had a severe migraine and needed a medic. I waited for about 10 minutes.
The doctor walked out with my wife in a wheelchair. "Due to your wife's broken hip, she may never walk again," said the doctor. "She had a migraine," I said. "Oh, we know," said the doctor.
Q: Where do you find a quadriplegic?
A: Right where you left 'em.
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."
I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"
What do you call someone in a wheelchair during a California fire?
A steamed vegetable.