There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair during a California fire?
A steamed vegetable.
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street.
Man in Wheelchair: *falls out of wheelchair*
Friend: Are you okay?
Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs!
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."
I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK
I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
My dad went for the milk, but he left his wheelchair.
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend; she can't stand for herself.
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
