there was a man in a wheelchair and he got knocked out in front of a bus he had a wheelie good life.
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize why now she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her,but she was only able to give 50.
I told a kid in a wheelchair use your nitro boosts
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldnt stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him "Don't skip leg day."
I kicked a soccer ball at a wheelchair kid and said ROCKET LEAGUE
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day. " I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day."
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK
I got sent to the principals office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels
What’s a vegetables favorite dance
The cabbage patch
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face. For instance, when you push them down the stairs
Playing soccer in a wheelchair basically rocket league in real life
My dad went for the milk but he left his wheelchair
me and my friends are going to create a steps tribute band we are all in wheelchairs so we are going to be called ramps
I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend she cant stand for her self
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight, all I had to do is say stand up
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year and he was so ungrateful like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to
