Wheelchair

Wheelchair Jokes

Depression

Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.

Indian guy

An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.

The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.

The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.

Man

There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!

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  • Girl

    I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.

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  • Fire

    What do you call someone in a wheelchair during a California fire?

    A steamed vegetable.

    Man

    A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street.

    Man in Wheelchair: *falls out of wheelchair*

    Friend: Are you okay?

    Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs!

    Pledge

    I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.

    Guy

    The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."

    Gun

    What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.

    Pledge

    I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."

    I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"

    Fire

    I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.

    Friend

    Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."

    People

    Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.

    For instance, when you push them down the stairs.