Wheelchair jokes

How do you execute a retard?

The Electric Wheelchair.

I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.

How can you tell when a cabbage is boiled?

The wheelchair floats to the top.

What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?

Meals on wheels 😋😍🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭

You'd think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no... oh no, he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.

Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.

What do you call someone in a wheelchair being pushed by a cannibal?

A to-go order.

What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable?

The wheelchair.

There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!

What do you call someone in a wheelchair during a California fire?

A steamed vegetable.

An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.

The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.

The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.

I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.

A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street.

Man in Wheelchair: *falls out of wheelchair*

Friend: Are you okay?

Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs!

I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."

I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"

The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."

What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.

I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.

I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"

I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!