What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?
Wheelchair Jokes
Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.
An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.
The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.
The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair during a California fire?
A steamed vegetable.
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street.
Man in Wheelchair: *falls out of wheelchair*
Friend: Are you okay?
Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs!
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."
I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.
My dad went for the milk, but he left his wheelchair.
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
