Wheelchair jokes
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Teacher: Take a seat, class.
Wheelchair person: I've been in the seat.
I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.
I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!
You'd think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no... oh no, he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school?
The pacer test.
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
I was making vegetable soup yesterday, but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
One time, I took my wife to the doctors. My wife had a severe migraine and needed a medic. I waited for about 10 minutes.
The doctor walked out with my wife in a wheelchair. "Due to your wife's broken hip, she may never walk again," said the doctor. "She had a migraine," I said. "Oh, we know," said the doctor.
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs?
Because he fell off his wheelchair.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? Because they can’t run.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.
Q: Where do you find a quadriplegic?
A: Right where you left 'em.
He's in a wheelchair.
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
How do you execute a retard?
The Electric Wheelchair.
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.