Wheelchair jokes
He's in a wheelchair.
What's the worst part about microwaving vegetables?
Fitting the wheelchair in.
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
Once upon a time, there was a man named Jake who woke up one morning to find his wife and her wheelchair missing. He searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, he put up posters all over town offering a reward.
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.
My girlfriend told me her lips were dry, and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk.
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street.
Man in Wheelchair: *falls out of wheelchair*
Friend: Are you okay?
Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs!
One time, I took my wife to the doctors. My wife had a severe migraine and needed a medic. I waited for about 10 minutes.
The doctor walked out with my wife in a wheelchair. "Due to your wife's broken hip, she may never walk again," said the doctor. "She had a migraine," I said. "Oh, we know," said the doctor.
My friend was on a wheelchair... he committed suicide yesterday. I remember when I met him last time, he told us a good joke and I appreciated him and told him to become a stand-up comedian.
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
What do you call a physically handicapped heterosexual man that is in a wheelchair and German?
A physically handicapped promiscuous heterosexual man that is German.
I bought my spoiled brother a trampoline for his birthday, but he decided to sit in his wheelchair like a little bitch.
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."
I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"
"I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday, but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry."
I was making vegetable soup yesterday, but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit.
Teacher: Take a seat, class.
Wheelchair person: I've been in the seat.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.