Wheelchair jokes
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."
I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"
I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
My dad went for the milk, but he left his wheelchair.
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
What are wheelchair users experts at?
Being lazy.
My girlfriend told me her lips were dry, and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk.
I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.
I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Why did the carrot roll down the hill?
Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair.
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"
Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school?
The pacer test.
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.