I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend; she can't stand for herself.
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.
My girlfriend told me her lips were dry, and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk.
I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.
I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
Why did the carrot roll down the hill?
Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"
Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school?
The pacer test.
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?
Yeah, neither has he.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples actually get picked.
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
