I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics and she said i had to eat more vegetables
Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.
I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend she cant stand for her self
I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair. We started playing rocket league
I was a sit down comedian then i try to stand up I felled
I wished i stayed in the wheelchair.
What’s Stephan hawking favourite dance move ?
The robot
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year and he was so ungrateful like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to
Why does no-one look up at Steven hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
what was the one test that Steven hawking couldnt pass
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My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle. So i went up a step and said "It's other Anakin I have the high ground!"
You'd think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no... oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
Stephan hawking always wins musical chairs as he’s always sitting down
What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs ♿ 👩🦼 meals on wheels 😋 😍 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭
Dad- Son do you want to play roc’ ‘‘em soc robots?
Son- sure, let me get it from the closet
Dad- No, bring your sisters, just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
My girl friend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl she said I was cheating but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair
what makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man? " they can move it move . ( from king julian)
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score so I told him to stand up to the anthem
Stephen hawkings shows up to a car meet up
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?....a busted nut.
