So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.
I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.
My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.
My girlfriend told me her lips were dry, and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
Why did the carrot roll down the hill?
Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said hot wheels
Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school?
The pacer test.
Once I Threw The Ball At A Wheelchair Kid Now We Are Playing Rocket League :D
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?
Yeah, neither has he.
What is the difrens between an apple and an orphan apple actually get picked
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair...
Hot wheels.
Why'd Susie go down the slide too fast?
Because her wheelchair was good.
