Wheelchair jokes

I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.

My dad went for the milk, but he left his wheelchair.

Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."

Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.

For instance, when you push them down the stairs.

What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?

The cabbage patch.

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs?

A nugget.

I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"

When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.

I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.

I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!

My girlfriend told me her lips were dry, and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk.

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

Why did the carrot roll down the hill?

Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair.

My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.

What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?

Geo dude.

What are wheelchair users experts at?

Being lazy.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"

Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school?

The pacer test.

Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.

Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?

Yeah, neither has he.