Wheelchair jokes

I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.

Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.

For instance, when you push them down the stairs.

What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?

The cabbage patch.

My dad went for the milk, but he left his wheelchair.

Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."

I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"

My girlfriend told me her lips were dry, and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk.

I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.

I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!

When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.

What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?

Geo dude.

My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.

Why did the carrot roll down the hill?

Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"

Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school?

The pacer test.

Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.

Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?

Yeah, neither has he.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples actually get picked.

I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.

Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.