Wheelchair jokes

Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."

My gf dumped me, so I took her wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back?

What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?

An RCXD (remote control explosive).

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she was in a wheelchair! 🤣🤣

I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"

They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0

What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.

My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."

This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.

Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.

What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?

Take her wheelchair, she'll come crawling back.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?

Hot Wheels.

I just went on a date with a woman in a wheelchair.

I stood her up, which made her fall for me. At first it was a drag, but now we’re rolling.

How do you name a disabled Asian?

Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.

What is Stephen Hawking best at in basketball?

dribbling.

Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.

"I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday, but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry."

Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.

What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.

I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."

Me: My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday, and I had her wheelchair.

Me: Guess who came crawling right back?

Where do people with no legs go to have fun?

Legnoland.