Wheelchair jokes
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
Why was Stephen Hawking known as lazy?
Because he was always sitting on the job.
Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"
What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
Why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair?
Because he had no legs.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
When Stephen Hawking's teacher asked him, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
He said, "Six foot four."
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
Beatles
Are cool.
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
The reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy; it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair being pushed by a cannibal?
A to-go order.
How do you execute a retard?
The Electric Wheelchair.
Why did the carrot roll down the hill?
Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair.
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
Women are gay.
"Wheelchair" - HAHA!