Wheelchair jokes

My friend was on a wheelchair... he committed suicide yesterday. I remember when I met him last time, he told us a good joke and I appreciated him and told him to become a stand-up comedian.

At least Stephen Hawking could go on a pub crawl.

I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"

I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.

What is Stephen Hawking's favourite music?

Rock and roll.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she was in a wheelchair! 🤣🤣

What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?

A baked potato.

When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.

What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?

They both charge.

What do you call someone in a wheelchair during a California fire?

A steamed vegetable.

I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics, and she said I had to eat more vegetables.

So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!

So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......

Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.

Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.

I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.

As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.

Now we call him hot wheels.

Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired, they can keep going with their feet?

In about ten days, Stephen Hawking's wheelchair is going to have its first and last service.

Beatles

Are cool.

Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D

The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."