Wheelchair jokes

A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.

Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."

Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.

What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?

A vegetable rack.

If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?

So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.

So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!

So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......

Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!

I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.

Now we call him hot wheels.

I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.

What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?

Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.

Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.

What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?

Hot Wheels :)

Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?

It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.

Numb Butt Wheelchair Club: No Feeling, No Problem!

No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.

I left my Avatar at home today.