If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
If Carlsberg did wheelchairs...
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?
Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs donβt pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
I never get off on the wrong foot.
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
I left my Avatar at home today.
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
Numb Butt Wheelchair Club: No Feeling, No Problem!
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, βThey see me rolling, they hating.β
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
