Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly
Beatles
Are coolp
People with wheelchairs listen to rolling in the deep by adele
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair? You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
Theres a old lady doing gardning every year nothing grows she goes the the man who lives next door she sez how do you get your tomartoes so big an red he tells her you show them your privates at night time so she leaves that night latter she goes out side an shows the garden her privates the next shes got Zucchinis a meter long !
a blind comedian walks into a room or did he dun dun dun
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs. Because once your a fruit you can't be a vegetable.
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I bought my spoiled brother a trampoline for his birthday, But he decided to sit in his wheelchair like a little bitch
What is the difference between a magic house 🏠 and a human? A magic house 🏡 can fly and a human can not fly
yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch
Me and my friend have a friend that’s in a wheelchair but he is so annoying so whe throw him in a fire now we call him hot wheels
What do you call a person in a wheelchair? Anything they can't catch you
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.... I called him ht wheels.
(Joke from tik tok) My girlfriend broke up with me so I decided to take her wheelchair guess who came crawling back
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair. Try say that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair ? At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
