Wheelchair Jokes

Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, outSTANDing performance.

🤔 😳 😫 😕 What do you 📞 🤔 😏 😄 😜 🤔 😏 call physically handicapped ♿ homophobic heterosexual men and woman in wheelchairs? ♿ mixed nuts 🤪 😜 🤪 😜 🤪 😜 🤪 😜 🤪 😜 🤪 😜 🤪 😜 🤪 😜 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩

I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair

Guess who likes vegetables now?

why are so many people making fun of people with wheel chairs?

-they can’t stand up for themselves

I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. i grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs and said,"gta physics."

I asked this kid for a high five but but he could not reach my hand

Penis

What part of a vegetable cant you eat, The wheelchair

What do you call a orphan u put into a volcano with a wheelchair Hotwheels

Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.😐

To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide, but you can’t run

President Joe Biden was jogging though some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging though Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much, I'm gunna give you boys a reward for saving my life, and asks them what their names were and what they wanted, the first boy said my name's Willy and i want to go to Disneyland and the president said no problem and I'll take you personally and the 2nd boy said my name's Roman and i want a Autographed pair or Air Jorden Nikes and the president said no troubles at all, and the 3rd boy says my name's Little Johnny, and i want a power wheelchair with a awesome stero and killer wheels, and the present says, you don't look Handicapped Little Johnny and Little Johnny said, I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who i saved, i will be🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled hot wheels

teacher: “okay so how are you going?” student :“i’m not going” teacher” oh so your a wheelchair person”

i bet a disabled kid on a wheelchair that if he could catch me ill give him 1000 dollars he said deal and i went upstairs

What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair

What is a difference between a tree and walk walk home from a wheelchair

In about ten days Stephen Hawkings wheelchair is going to have its first and last service