Wheelchair jokes

A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.

Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."

What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?

A vegetable rack.

Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair.

If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?

Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?

It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.

Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.

Now we call him hot wheels.

I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.

Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.

Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.

What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?

I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.

So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.

So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!

So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......

What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?

Hot Wheels :)

One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.

My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.

I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.

"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."

What do you call a person in a wheelchair?

Anything they can't catch you.