Wheelchair jokes
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
One time, I took my wife to the doctors. My wife had a severe migraine and needed a medic. I waited for about 10 minutes.
The doctor walked out with my wife in a wheelchair. "Due to your wife's broken hip, she may never walk again," said the doctor. "She had a migraine," I said. "Oh, we know," said the doctor.
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.
Now we call him hot wheels.
Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.