Wheelchair jokes
I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from a wheelchair?
Some people like Stephen Hawking jokes, but he will never be a stand-up comedian.
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
If Carlsberg did wheelchairs...
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because there was only a stairway to heaven and no lifts.
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
How do they execute paraplegics?
With the electric wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
How do you properly eat a vegetable?
You tip over the wheelchair.
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”
What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him for a drag.
There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.