Wheelchair jokes
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
One time, I took my wife to the doctors. My wife had a severe migraine and needed a medic. I waited for about 10 minutes.
The doctor walked out with my wife in a wheelchair. "Due to your wife's broken hip, she may never walk again," said the doctor. "She had a migraine," I said. "Oh, we know," said the doctor.
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.
Now we call him hot wheels.
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.