Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Wheelchair Jokes
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.
Now we call him hot wheels.
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."
I can't walk, I can't talk, but I can drive a wheelchair.
For sale: Wheelchair, one careful owner, no longer needed.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?
At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair?
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
