Wheelchair jokes

If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?

Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.

Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.

I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.

Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.

Now we call him hot wheels.

So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!

So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......

So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.

I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.

What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?

Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?

It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.

What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?

Hot Wheels :)

Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.

Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?

Because they have to pay for road tax.

Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."

I can't walk, I can't talk, but I can drive a wheelchair.

For sale: Wheelchair, one careful owner, no longer needed.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?

At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.

Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.

Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair?