What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?....a busted nut.
Someone threatened to break into my house but I am in a wheelchair, I said sure and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
Why did Stephen hawking die? His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair
Me: I want to be a stand up comedian Friend: You have to be able to stand up
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."
What has 50 legs but cant walk?
25 disabled kids
I used to get pushed and called lazy in school
Man, I loved that wheelchair
What is Stephen Hawking' favourite song
Head shoulders screws and bolts
When Steven Hawking’s realizes heaven is only a stairway away
Why is Steven Hawkins going to hell............. because its a stairway to heaven not a ramp!
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book...it's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
Why did sally fall off the swing ? Because she was in a wheelchair 🤣🤣
My friend and I were joking about a wheelchair kid and another kid came up and said to the wheel chair kid you should stand up for your self
what do you call a suicide bomber in a weelchair?
an rcxd (remote control explosive)
This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance and I'm tired of it. Today I push him out of his wheelchair.
What was Steven Hawking's favourite toy?
Hot Wheels
I just went on a date with a woman in a wheelchair
I stood her up, which made her fall for me. At first it was a drag, but now we’re rolling
What is Stephen Hawking's best at in basketball
dribbling
Y did Steven hawking die he didn’t pay his electricity bills
