Wheelchair jokes

I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair.

We started playing rocket league.

My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.

How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.

Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.

He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!

It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.

I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.

I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. She was in a wheelchair.

Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄

I was making vegetable soup yesterday, but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit.

Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!

Stephen Hawking didn’t die.

His charger broke.

What part of a vegetable can you not eat?

The wheelchair.

Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.

I was a sit-down comedian, then I tried to stand up. I fell.

I wished I stayed in the wheelchair.

What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?

The robot.

Steven Hawking had dark humor.

Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.

Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"

What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?

"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?

Fast food.

So, my girlfriend left me. I took her wheelchair, and she came back crawling.

What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?

The wheelchair.