Wheelchair jokes
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Getting them back in the wheelchair.
Numb Butt Wheelchair Club: No Feeling, No Problem!
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.
The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.
The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.
If half of Stephen Hawking's house was painted red and half was painted blue, what color were the stairs?
He didn't have any.
Why did the carrot roll down the hill?
Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair.
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from a wheelchair?
What are wheelchair users experts at?
Being lazy.
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?
Hot wheels! 😎
I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
I can't walk, I can't talk, but I can drive a wheelchair.
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs?
A nugget.