Wheelchair jokes
Me: My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday, and I had her wheelchair.
Me: Guess who came crawling right back?
Where do people with no legs go to have fun?
Legnoland.
I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. She was in a wheelchair.
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair.
We started playing rocket league.
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.
I was a sit-down comedian, then I tried to stand up. I fell.
I wished I stayed in the wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
I was making vegetable soup yesterday, but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit.
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
Stephen Hawking didn’t die.
His charger broke.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.