It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. She was in a wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
I was making vegetable soup yesterday, but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die.
His charger broke.
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
I was a sit-down comedian, then I tried to stand up. I fell.
I wished I stayed in the wheelchair.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
So, my girlfriend left me. I took her wheelchair, and she came back crawling.
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
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Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
A man sees a crying woman by a pond. She is in a wheelchair and has no arms or legs.
He asks her why she is crying, and she answers that she has never been hugged. Feeling pity, he hugs her, then jogs away.
The next day, he finds her crying again, and she says she has never been kissed. The man kisses her and jogs away again.
On the third day, the man sees her crying and asks her thrice. She tells him she has never been fucked. The man picks her up and throws her in the pond, telling her, "You're fucked now!"
I got my sister a trampoline for her birthday, but she won’t get out of her wheelchair and use it.
A wife says to her husband, "You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back." "What do you expect?" he says, "You're in a fucking wheelchair!"
