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A man sees a crying woman by a pond. She is in a wheelchair and has no arms or legs. He asks her why she is crying and she answers that she has never been hugged. Feeling pity, he hugs her then jogs away.
The next day he finds her crying again and she says she has never been kissed. The man kisses her and jogs away again.
On the third day the man sees her crying and asks her thrice. She tells him she has never been fucked. The man picks her up...and throws her in the pond telling her, "You're fucked now!"
I got my sister a trampoline for her birthday but she won’t get out of her wheelchair and use it.
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle. So i went up a step and said "It's other Anakin I have the high ground!"
A wife says to her husband 'you're always pushing me around and talking behind my back' 'what do you expect' he says 'you're in a fucking wheelchair'
Stephan hawking always wins musical chairs as he’s always sitting down
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score so I told him to stand up to the anthem
what makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man? " they can move it move . ( from king julian)
Stephen hawkings shows up to a car meet up
Dad- Son do you want to play roc’ ‘‘em soc robots?
Son- sure, let me get it from the closet
Dad- No, bring your sisters, just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
My girl friend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl she said I was cheating but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair
(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It'll get better just walk it off."
Whats Stephen Hawkings favourite song??
Rollin and controllin
Why did Stephan hawking die? He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged
Stephen Hawking walks into a b... nevermind.
Have u ever stepped in Stephen hawking's house.
Neither has he.😂😂
how do u properly eat a vegetable you tip over the wheel chair
Stephen Hawking tried comedy. His first line ruined it. 'You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand.'
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire HOTWHEELS
