Wheelchair

Wheelchair jokes

Rocket League

I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair.

We started playing rocket league.

Fruit

How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.

Friend

My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.

Pokemon

Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.

He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!

Kid

It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.

I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.

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    Fruit

    Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.

    Comedian

    I was a sit-down comedian, then I tried to stand up. I fell.

    I wished I stayed in the wheelchair.

    Steven Hawking

    Steven Hawking had dark humor.

    Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.

    Test

    What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?

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