Wheelchair jokes
I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."
Where do people with no legs go to have fun?
Legnoland.
How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. She was in a wheelchair.
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
I was a sit-down comedian, then I tried to stand up. I fell.
I wished I stayed in the wheelchair.
I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair.
We started playing rocket league.
Me: My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday, and I had her wheelchair.
Me: Guess who came crawling right back?
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
I was making vegetable soup yesterday, but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die.
His charger broke.
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.