Wheelchair jokes
Where do people with no legs go to have fun?
Legnoland.
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair.
We started playing rocket league.
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.
Memes
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
I was making vegetable soup yesterday, but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit.
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
Stephen Hawking didn’t die.
His charger broke.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
I was a sit-down comedian, then I tried to stand up. I fell.
I wished I stayed in the wheelchair.
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"