I just went on a date with a woman in a wheelchair
I stood her up, which made her fall for me. At first it was a drag, but now we’re rolling
Pop in the toilet
yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch
My girl friend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl she said I was cheating but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair
what makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man? " they can move it move . ( from king julian)
what makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man? "im still standing, yeah yeah yeah" (from elton john)
what do you call a person in a wheel chair with a speaker? ROLLING LOUD 🎸🎸
what do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
dine and dash
I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair
Guess who likes vegetables now?
A kid in a wheelchair got hurt yesterday. I got detention yesterday because I told him to walk it off
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
Indian guy and American guy in a wheelchair met in a Bar for drinks. American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk. Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
I never get off on the wrong foot
I Left my Avatar at home today
No Matter How Hard i try i Will never be a Stand up Comedian
Numb Butt Wheelchair Club, No Feeling, No Problem.
A person with a wheelchair and a football then they are rocket league
Yo mamma's so ugly even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
When a person in a wheel chair says you've never took to steps in my shoes and you say to be honest you haven't ether
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back? Sadly the hardest part to eat of the vegitable is the wheelchair.
