Wheelchair

Wheelchair jokes

Do you know why people in wheelchairs donโ€™t pay for them?

Because they have to pay for road tax.

Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.

The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.

Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D

Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."

When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it.

โ€œThey see me rollinโ€™, they hatinโ€™.โ€

What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels!

Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didnโ€™t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.

My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.

Have a guess who came crawling back?