The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
Wheelchair Jokes
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."
I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."
When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it.
βThey see me rollinβ, they hatinβ.β
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didnβt really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.
Have a guess who came crawling back?
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" π€£
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
