Wheelchair jokes

My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"

When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”

My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."

What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..

Hot Wheels.

Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?

Because they have to pay for road tax.

Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.

The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.

Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.

The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.

I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?

Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D

Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."

I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.

What is a disabled person's least favorite song?

"I'm Still Standing."

There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.

I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."

When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it.

“They see me rollin’, they hatin’.”

What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels!

Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.