Wheelchair jokes
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.
I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair.
We started playing rocket league.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”
My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."
I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."