Numb Butt Wheelchair Club: No Feeling, No Problem!
Wheelchair Jokes
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! ๐ฌ๐
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.
I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair.
We started playing rocket league.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes โohhahahhahhahahahahal!โ
My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs donโt pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.
