Wheelchair jokes
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.
The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.
The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
I never get off on the wrong foot.
I left my Avatar at home today.
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
Numb Butt Wheelchair Club: No Feeling, No Problem!
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.
I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair.
We started playing rocket league.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"