When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back? Sadly the hardest part to eat of the vegitable is the wheelchair.
What do you call a terroist in a wheel chair An RC-XD
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! ๐ฌ๐
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.
I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair.
We started playing rocket league.
what do you call a kid in a wheelchair
TIMMAHHHH
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes โohhahahhahhahahahahal!โ
My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."
Do you know why people in wheelchairs donโt pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied so I encouraged him to stand up for himself idk why he started crying
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
