Wheelchair jokes
What is Stephen Hawking's favourite music?
Rock and roll.
Why did the paraplegic cross the road?
Because they didn't have any handicapped parking spots on his side.
What's the difference between an office worker and a vegetable?
They both sit in "wheelchairs," but only one can get out of it.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair being pushed by a cannibal?
A to-go order.
What are wheelchair users experts at?
Being lazy.
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs?
A nugget.
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Getting them back in the wheelchair.
What's better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
Grandma: "Y’know, I used to be in this wheelchair cause of back pain. But ever since I met Spence, the pain went to my legs. At least my back is fixed!"
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs?
"Nice tits."
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair during a California fire?
A steamed vegetable.