Wheelchair jokes
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
My girlfriend told me her lips were dry, and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk.
My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
My son is such a miserable brat, I bought him a brand new trampoline for Christmas and all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.
What has 4 wheels, no wings, and flies?
A dead cripple.
What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?
To put the wheelchair in the pot.
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”