Wheelchair jokes
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
I asked this kid for a high five, but he could not reach my hand.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
A baked potato.
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.
My dad went for the milk, but he left his wheelchair.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled kids.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
Add me on discord.
IceyTrae#2230
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I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
Someone threatened to break into my house, but I am in a wheelchair. I said sure, and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?