Wheelchair

Wheelchair jokes

A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.

My friend was on a wheelchair... he committed suicide yesterday. I remember when I met him last time, he told us a good joke and I appreciated him and told him to become a stand-up comedian.

I got my son a trampoline for his birthday.

The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the whole time.

So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.

So, Stephen Hawking walked into a barβ€”oh, wait a minute! Rewind!

So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......

What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.

  • 6
  • What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.

    What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?

    Mixed nuts.

    What do you call a physically handicapped heterosexual man that is in a wheelchair and German?

    A physically handicapped promiscuous heterosexual man that is German.

    My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.