Wheelchair jokes
Teacher: "Okay, so how are you going?"
Student: "I'm not going."
Teacher: "Oh, so you're a wheelchair person?"
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
Why did my mother buy me a Honda? She knows I can't move, so she pushed my wheelchair with me in it into the ocean. I survived just by a second, but a shark got my wheelchair, fucking bitch.
Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand-up.
If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair. đ
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
Theyâre both a fruit AND a vegetable!
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
I was making vegetable soup yesterday, but the wheelchair wouldnât fit.
Women are gay.
"Wheelchair" - HAHA!
How do you properly eat a vegetable?
You tip over the wheelchair.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldnât stand for anything.
Me and my girlfriend broke up, so I took her wheelchair, and she came crawling back.
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?
Beatles
Are cool.
Whatâs the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.
Q: What is the hardest part of a cabbage?
A: Wheelchair.
Me: My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday, and I had her wheelchair.
Me: Guess who came crawling right back?