Wheelchair jokes
My school is on fire today, and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted, "Hot Wheels!"
There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
The wheelchair rises to the top.
He couldn’t stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair.
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Teacher: "Okay, so how are you going?"
Student: "I'm not going."
Teacher: "Oh, so you're a wheelchair person?"
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
Why did my mother buy me a Honda? She knows I can't move, so she pushed my wheelchair with me in it into the ocean. I survived just by a second, but a shark got my wheelchair, fucking bitch.
Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand-up.
If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair. 😎
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
I was making vegetable soup yesterday, but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit.
Women are gay.
"Wheelchair" - HAHA!
How do you properly eat a vegetable?
You tip over the wheelchair.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
Me and my girlfriend broke up, so I took her wheelchair, and she came crawling back.
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?