Why does Steven hawkings only do one liners?
Cause he can’t do stand up
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
What is the difference between a human and human being in a wheelchair is
What is the difference between a human and human rights act and a walk home and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and a wheelchair to wheelchair and wheelchair to wheelchair for wheelchair 🦽 home 🏠 night time to a home 🏠 was fun at home 🏠 night was the day I had dinner 🍴 is it fun for me I was going to be a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 night time
What is a difference between a tree and walk walk home from a wheelchair
What did a magic house 🏠 do?
Make someone in a wheelchair.
W ffseetyhggghjoi.
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street.
Man in Wheelchair: *falls out of wheelchair*
Friend: Are you okay?
Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs!
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
What is the difference between a magic house 🏠 and a human? A magic house 🏡 can fly and a human can not fly
What time is it when you cannot walk? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽.
Have u ever stepped in Stephen hawking's house.
Neither has he.😂😂
Me: I want to be a stand-up comedian.
Friend: You have to be able to stand up.
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
What is a great 👍 for?
Fun.
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.
I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.
