What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair. đ
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
Theyâre both a fruit AND a vegetable!
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
I was making vegetable soup yesterday, but the wheelchair wouldnât fit.
Women are gay âWheelchairâ- HAHA
How do you properly eat a vegetable?
You tip over the wheelchair.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldnât stand for anything
Me and my girlfriend broke up, so I took her wheelchair, and she came crawling back.
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?
Beatles
Are coolp
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.
(Q) What is the hardest part of a cabbage (A) Wheel chair
Me: My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday, and I had her wheelchair.
Me: Guess who came crawling right back?
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves
I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.
Man, I loved that wheelchair.
Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school?
The pacer test.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend; she can't stand for herself.
