Wheelchair

Wheelchair Jokes

Why did my mother buy me a Honda? She knows I can't move, so she pushed my wheelchair with me in it into the ocean. I survived just by a second, but a shark got my wheelchair, fucking bitch.

What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?

A vegetable rack.

I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.