I bought my spoiled brother a trampoline for his birthday, But he decided to sit in his wheelchair like a little bitch
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
whats the best part of the vegetable the wheelchair
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."
Why did Stephen hawking die? His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall
Why did sally fall off the swing ? Because she was in a wheelchair 🤣🤣
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
What part of a vegetable cant you eat, The wheelchair
how did steven hawking die? he rolled away and his charger unplugged
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? Because they can’t run.
What is Riley browns favourite game tipping over people in wheelchairs
I have no legs.
What was Stephen Hawking's favourite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
Teacher: Take a seat, class.
Wheelchair person: I've been in the seat.
