What is a difference between a tree and walk walk home from a wheelchair
What did a magic house 🏠 do?
Make someone in a wheelchair.
W ffseetyhggghjoi.
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street.
Man in Wheelchair: *falls out of wheelchair*
Friend: Are you okay?
Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs!
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
What is the difference between a magic house 🏠 and a human? A magic house 🏡 can fly and a human can not fly
What time is it when you cannot walk? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
Me: I want to be a stand-up comedian.
Friend: You have to be able to stand up.
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
What is a great 👍 for?
Fun.
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.
I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.
I bought my spoiled brother a trampoline for his birthday, but he decided to sit in his wheelchair like a little bitch.
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
whats the best part of the vegetable the wheelchair
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall.
Why did sally fall off the swing ? Because she was in a wheelchair 🤣🤣
