Wheelchair jokes
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
Me and my girlfriend broke up, so I took her wheelchair, and she came crawling back.
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?
Beatles
Are cool.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.
Q: What is the hardest part of a cabbage?
A: Wheelchair.
Me: My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday, and I had her wheelchair.
Me: Guess who came crawling right back?
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.
I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.
Man, I loved that wheelchair.
Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school?
The pacer test.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend; she can't stand for herself.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
What is the difference between a human and a human being in a wheelchair?