Wheelchair

Wheelchair Jokes

There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.

I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"

I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.

To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."